Aubrey Plaza in Anti-Drug Dog (x)
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Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
If you can hold your burrito with one hand that’s not a real burrito.
oh god I agree with both of these statements SO MUCH
BUTTS
That’s why even though you see him now as Captain America, all I would and will ever see from the day I die— is Lucas Lee.
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